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peevesies: peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:28:38 -0400

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:15:08 -0400

tyleroakley: Latrice reigns supreme.

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:41:24 -0400

tyleroakley:

Latrice reigns supreme.

laugh-addict: Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:40:13 -0400

laugh-addict:

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:38:55 -0400

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:04:29 -0400

tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:30:51 -0400

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

solluxyaoi: “wow hes really attractive” “aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:27:39 -0400

solluxyaoi:

“wow hes really attractive”

“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”

beccers: fagology: Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1) WHAT THE...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:21:58 -0400

beccers:

fagology:

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

WHAT THE FUCk

I JUST PISSED MYSLEF

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:47:31 -0400

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

jadehariey: so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:46:09 -0400

jadehariey:

so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines

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Wed, 22 May 2013 11:39:47 -0400

joshsux: when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:17:40 -0400

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:16:41 -0400

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:31:22 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:58:20 -0400

oflights: #tumblr on literally every issue

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:55:31 -0400

oflights:

#tumblr on literally every issue

fightingscholarlygentleman: And 5 Gum.

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:45:19 -0400

fightingscholarlygentleman:

And 5 Gum.

thefrogman: I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:33:52 -0400

thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:20:25 -0400