sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
“wow hes really attractive”
“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”
(Source: young-mister-moon)
- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(Source: jaclynnicolee)
