breeex0: koganstylinson: bowtiesandblueeyes: brightpinkheadband: dslites: why does chad just carry a basketball to every class like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies chad u ok chad chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen these are the questions that haunt me at night but you’re not asking why Chad has...
dorothy-cotton: Another year passes me by. I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in. Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body. And yet we celebrate birth. Cake. Candles. a mockery. A monument to my torment. dude u gotta...
wizcoylifa: im on a seaweed diet. i see weed and i eat it haha trolled xD follow for more weed and mary jane humour
baileyconners: reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates
liamkingdom: tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends
absoluutebliss: first of all, who allowed me on the internet
yeahkidrauhl: every girls dream isn’t to be a princess it’s to have their favourite celebrity walk into their bedroom naked
fluffbush: My three favorite words: It’s on netflix.
lockpickpornography: saying “no homo” confirms that yes you did consider the homo your mind skimmed the homo long enough that you saw it as an option and felt the need to deny it just in case the other party did too
yyeehaw: exercise? more like extra fries.
My film appreciation class is super interesting but the professor is so boring he’s going to be the death of me.
2 things rich white people like to do
niggaimdeadass: • dress their dogs like they’re people • cocaine
cespur: solluxcaptor: unclefather: if you drop a baby the 5 second rule still applies the 5 second rule only applies to things that you’re going to eat exactly
wvnderbar: having cereal for dinner had ice cream for breakfast all those dreams we had as kids become symptoms of clinical depression now
videohall: Bird whistles the Addams Family
me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore