July 2012
it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
June 2012
okay so our school has this nice little collage of people having a good time in the yearbook
ok yeah great very nice
but what is this
wHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF SOME GIRL SITTING ALONE CRYING INTO A MILKSHAKE AT CONEY ISLAND
Ask a 14 year old girl what they want for a dream boyfriend and they’ll describe an 18 year old homosexual

