Welcome, lovelies.
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively
and I’ve drawn
A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
March 2012
- katniss: *races to the cornucopia for supplies*
- me: *chickens out of running for the ball during a game of dodgeball in gym*
- katniss: *shakes while waiting to be brought into the arena*
- me: *trembles throughout other peers presentations, waiting to be called for my turn*
- katniss: *jumps off a high tree and starts to run*
- me: *hesitates before jumping off of elementary school play equipment*
- katniss: *treats third degree burn and bone deep sword cut on legs*
- me: *whimpers while inspecting a bad hangnail*
- katniss: *shoots animal, eats animal*
- me: *struggles to make kraft dinner*
- katniss: *falls asleep in the pitch black wilderness in a tree*
- me: *won't sleep in bedroom if there is a fruit fly present*
- katniss: *wins the hunger games*
- me: *physically tired after watching hunger games*
does anyone else remember that episode of drake and josh where they replaced helen with a different black lady and hoped no one would notice
uuuh, so i just checked my camera without the SIM card in it, and found only one photo....
look at these potatoes even though they have different skin colours they are still friends we should all act more like potatoes
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Who the fuck would want to be in love with me?
