Making me hate myself, wishing I’d never left the house, why can’t I just disappear.
- Me: So your tumblr informs me you've got a lady boner for Kstew.
- My friend (girl): I do, I do. #shame #itiswhatitis
- Me: Lmao. way to get it! #beloudandproud #getitsister
- My friend: hahahahahaha you make so angry.
The judge sentenced her to life in prison for the unspeakable act. Mrs. Chapman could apply for parole in twenty-five years, granted she learned to keep her hands to herself. She apologized to the victims’ families before police escorted her away.
“I’m just so clumsy sometimes,” she said.