September 2011
"Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn’t recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, “On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center.”
August 2011
When you just can't sleep and you have to wake up early tomorrow.
I wish people followed me for my blog and not my massive penis.
The awkward moment when you hold the door for somebody and they just walk right pass you without saying thank you
they’re like
and then you’re just like
