May 2013
stanaskatic:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
w1zpig:
hello boys and girls it is i, micklemare the rapman here to tell you all about my trip to the goodwill outlet looking for a nice granddad
peevesies:
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
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laugh-addict:
Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
solluxyaoi:
“wow hes really attractive”
“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
jadehariey:
so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
joshsux:
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
iseeavoice:
In West Egg, we don’t say “I love you.” We throw lavish parties for years hoping you will walk in the door even though you already have a husband and child. I find that beautiful.
lol-sobbing:
*thinks about the future for three seconds*
*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
kanyewesticle:
i just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
foxnewsofficial:
call me a bra because i’m here to support you and touch your boobs
babyferaligator:
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
that’s not how weed works
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