- how to actually get away with murder: be a white cop
murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”
I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies