Kingdom hearts is kind of weird because it’s essentially a final fantasy/disney crossover au fanfic with a ton of ocs
- me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
- mum: what
- me:
- mum:
- me: Virgin Mobile
- mum: go to your room
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
(Source: theamericankid)
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
this is my fuckign favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian
(Source: i-keep-the-wolf-from-the-door)
Macklemore tells kids to stay away from drugs and supports LGBTQ rights, and is still getting rich and famous.
Also his favorite song is Magic Dance by David Bowie from the movie Labyrinth
Hip Hop, you might finally be doing it right.
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit
“Casual objectification” is an excellent term for not only what these people were doing to him, but for pretty much the entire institution of “celebrity.”
Also, Russell Brand is very funny. These people have no idea how to handle intelligent discourse blended with humor. They are speaking very different cultural languages. It’s a fascinating thing to watch.
i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’
and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url
so i googled naked horse
horses are always naked
im so stupid i hate myself
(Source: tapdancers)
