*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*
I am going to hurt you.
You are going to hurt me.
But we will do it with practiced fingers
and passionate mouths
and I swear to god
it will be worth something.
- on a math test: 2+2
- me: use calculator just in case
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
- me during finals week: "it's beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS."